Stiff Upper Lip

1) I bite my nails. Constantly. I can grow them out if I wanted to but they get dirty easily and become weak as they get longer. I think I’m stuck with the stubs I have.

2) I love to sleep. Excessively. But if I could have an say in how the world ran - instead of 8-hours sleep schedules, everybody would have two 4-hours naps. I think we’d all function better this way. It’s how I’ve slept since middle school. My BFFs know not to fuck with my naps lmao.

3) I’m 5’3” and still growing. I think. :D

4) My weakest muscle is my hips. I’ve pulled my right hip numerous times so sometimes it gets really painful so I have to stretch it oftennn, but I don’t. So it gets really tight a lot. Especially when it’s cold.

5) My favorite fragrance is strawberry. My car and room smells like strawberries. I love it.

6) Everytime I pet a shorthaired dog, I wash my hands immediately afterward. The oil from the dog’s skin gets transferred to my hands and ugh, I just can’t stand grease.

7) Speaking of grease, acne is one of my biggest turn offs. I could never stand anyone with acne.

8) I have huge boobs. Those bitches need to be smaller. I still have a pretty small set of ribs but they’re hidden by the monstrous rack sitting on my chest. Those puppies are going to get surgery one day.

9) I genuinely hate people. I’d be fine with becoming a hermit for life. But I’m trying to change this mindset.